gallusrostromegalus:

homeworkforpigeons:

someone, reading my writing: wow great story!

me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :)

Plot holes are merely the pockets in which your audience keeps their fanfiction ideas.

  

ahollowyear:

  

hildawhite:

goo-mies:

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

  

mssubbunny:

r4cs0:

whatsallthisnow:

injuries-in-dust:

mr-downer:

qualitytimeswithqualitylads:

tilthat:

TIL In 1774, Frederick the Great ordered Prussians to grow potatoes as protection against famine, but the populace were disgusted by them and refused. The king then planted “royal potato field” but allowed peasants to steal from it, which re-marketed the potato into a major food crop.

via reddit.com

6D chess

what level of reverse psychology are you on

He didn’t just allow the peasants to steal from it, he deliberately hired guards to protect the field, making it seem valuable and ordered them to be lax in their patrols, so the valuable crop seemed like easy pickings, and even ordered them to accept all bribes and let the peasants go should the guards accidentally catch someone in the act of stealing the potatoes.

He want out of his way to make the damn things seem like the most valuable, but easiest thing to get hold of, in the world.

He’s living in 1750 but his thinking is 3035

The secret ingredient is crime